Scott Seiss

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"Scott Seiss is a hilarious geyser of rage, cynicism and venom, all delivered with a Dundalk accent that could peel paint. I love him." -Patton Oswalt

"With this book, Scott Seiss proves that he is the voice of a generation. A smart, hilarious, and entirely unemployable generation." -Randall Park (who very much employed Scottt Seiss)

Expanding on the ire-filled, laugh-out-loud viral videos that have made him a (whispered) workplace name, Scott Seiss joyfully eviscerates not only overbearing customers but every annoying aspect of work like purposeless job interview questions, debatable brand values, and the walking human trainwrecks that are our bosses. Scott guides you all the way from first applying to the job, to inevitably gritting your teeth and smiling on your last day when that one manager you despise says, “Come back and visit us!”

With Scott's signature rants, funny anecdotes, and absurd musings, this book celebrates and empowers underpaid and overworked employees with an uproarious, illustrated ode to what we really think about our jobs and the customers that come with them (except the ones who read this book, of course).

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BIO

Originally from Baltimore, Scott Seiss is a comedian, actor, and writer best known for his viral "Angry Retail Guy" sketches, which have racked up hundreds of millions of views across TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter. He's headlined comedy clubs across the country and, notably, has opened for Patton Oswalt, Joe Gatto, Roy Wood Jr., and Josh Wolf. He was also recently cast in the upcoming Universal feature film Cocaine Bear directed by Elizabeth Banks.

With a sharp, silly, and often angry sense of humor, comedian Scott Seiss combines everyday observational comedy with a lot of yelling about how men should sit down to pee. His comedy covers all sorts of topics including marriage, amber alerts, stepdads, and, especially, customer service.

“Angry Retail Guy” Compilation

See even more videos on Scott’s Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, and YouTube.

Cocaine Bear

Watch Scott Seiss in the Cocaine Bear trailer. In theatres February 24, 2023.

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